Friday, October 01, 2004

What condition my condition was in

I think Big Lebowski has to be one of the greatest comedies of all time. Its one of those movies where the first time you watch it, you think, 'what the hell did I just watch?' The second time you laugh your ass off. Then it just gets funnier....

I have been sitting here watching it (while drinking high quality beers, because, well, how else would you watch a good funny movie?) with Sean, Sarah, and Holly. And I decided I needed to share some of my most favorite lines:

The Dude after having his head thrown repeatedly in the toilet with the demand: "WHERE IS THE MONEY LEBOWSKI?"
The Dude: "It must be down there somewhere let me take another look"

Thug 1: "What the f#$* is this?" (holds up a bowling ball)
The Dude: "Obviously you are not a golfer"

While watching Bunny's porno flick about 'the cable man'
Maude Lebowski: "You can imagine where it goes from here..."
The Dude: "He fixes the cable?"

The Dude: "Its like Lenin said: uh 'you look for the man who will' uh 'benefit and' uh you know, 'there you' uh, you know!
Donnie: "I am the walrus" ...
Donnie: "I am the walrus"
Walter: "Shutup Donnie, V. I. Lenin, Vladmir Ilyuch Ulyonov"
Donnie: "What the f#$* is Walter talking about dude?"

While discussing the nihilists who attacked The Dude with a ferret and a bathtub (very dangerous)
Walter: "Nihilists? I mean, say what you want about the tenets of modern socialism, but at least its an ethought"

The Dude: "I need my Johnson"
Donny: "What do you need that for Dude?"

The Dude: "He treats objects like women, man"

The Dude: "She's not my special lady friend, man. She's my f#$*ing lady friend. We are just trying to conceive, man."

Bunnie Lebowski: "I'll suck your dick for a thousand dollars"
Brad: "Hahaha, she is very funny"
Bunnie: "Brad can't watch though, or he has to pay a hundred."
Brad: "Thats lovely"
The Dude: "I am just going to find a cash machine."

I am sure there are many more, feel free to add!

7 Comments:

At October 11, 2004 at 5:30 PM, Blogger Sean P. McBride said...

I can't believe you don't have "Fuck it, Dude. Let's go bowling." I mean, it is the premise of the entire film.

 
At October 11, 2004 at 8:25 PM, Blogger Curtis said...

Man, I must be slipping... that is like the whole point of the movie...

 
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